The Dead Pet Fox Story

or How the Four Year-Old Beat Us at Twenty Questions

Him: “OK. I’m thinking of something.”

Us: “Is it an animal?”

Him: “Yes.”

Us: “Is it alive in the world today?” (A key question when your opponent is usually thinking of dinosaurs)

Him: “No.”

Us: “Does it have scales?”

Him: “No.”

Us: “Does it have fur?”

Him: “Yes.”

Us: “Is it a common pet?”

Him: “Yes.”

This went on for…well for twenty questions.  I can’t remember all the qualities of the mystery animal, but they were numerous and mostly contradictory. Finally, we got up to twenty without guessing. 

Us: “OK. We give up. What is it?”

Him: “It’s a fox!”

Us: “A fox is not a common pet.”

Him: “It’s a pet fox!”

Us: “You said it wasn’t alive today.”

Him: “It’s a dead pet fox!”

And that is how the baby of the family finally defeated his older sibling and oldest sibling know-it-all parents, while coming up with a new–macabre but unique–family mascot, all at the same time.